List of Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy episodes

The following is a list of Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy episodes. Including the episodes released online, the release of the DVD and Blu-ray editions saw 27 exclusive episodes.[1][2]

Series Overview

Seasons Episodes First airdate Last airdate
Online 23 September 10, 2008 June 12, 2009
DVD 27 May 12, 2009 †

† A few shorts were later released online with censored language and dialogue between February to April 2010.

Online Release: (2008–2009)

No. Title Performed by Directed by Written by Length Release date Prod code
1""Super Mario Rescues The Princess""Seth MacFarlane as Mario
Alex Breckenridge as Princess Peach
Greg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Alex Carter
1:36September 10, 2008015
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
2""A Dog on The $25,000 Pyramid""Seth MacFarlane as Fido
Jeff Bergman as Host
Alec Sulkin as Steve
Greg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Alex Carter
0:36September 10, 2008014
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid. (Note: The name of the host is unknown, but he looks and sounds like Dick Clark)
3""Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney""Seth MacFarlane as Bob Marley and Policeman #2
Ralph Garman as Policeman #1
John Viener (credit only)
Greg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Jonathan Glodblatt
0:29September 15, 2008039
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
4""Adopted""Seth MacFarlane as Dad
Alex Borstein as Mom
Seth Green as Albert
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane1:44September 21, 2008016
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
5""A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen""Seth MacFarlane as ScotsmanGreg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane1:24September 29, 2008002
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV.
6""Two Ducks Watch Meet the Parents""Seth MacFarlane as Duck #1
Alec Sulkin as Duck #2
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane0:41October 3, 2008046
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
7""A Scotsman Who ^Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen""Seth MacFarlane as ScotsmanGreg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane1:34October 13, 2008031
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
8""Cat Staff Meeting""Seth MacFarlane as Dog
Danny Smith as Cat Boss
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane1:01October 19, 2008004
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
9""Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster""Mike Henry as Barry GibbGreg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane0:10October 26, 2008029
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
10""Marital Troubles""Alex Borstein as WifeGreg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Kevin Biggins & Travis Bowe
0:32November 2, 2008025
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
11""Jeff Goldblum Wafers""Stephen Stanton as Jeff GoldblumGreg ColtonStory and Teleplay Seth MacFarlane1:05November 9, 2008047
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
12""Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve""Alec Sulkin as Jesus
Mark Hentemann as Vishnu
Greg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Andrew Goldberg
0:33December 22, 2008040
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
13""The Frog Prince""Seth MacFarlane as Frog
Rachael MacFarlane as Princess #1
Alex Breckenridge as Princess #2
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane1:12December 30, 2008001
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
14""Monkeys Talk About Religion""Seth MacFarlane as Steven's Dad
James Burkholder as Steven
Kelly Wolf as Steven's Mom
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane0:55January 6, 2009024
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
15""Mountain Climber""Mark Hentemann as Mountain Climber
Rachael MacFarlane as Stephanie
Alec Sulkin as Mark
John Viener as Minister
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane0:36January 12, 2009005
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
16"Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past"Seth MacFarlane as Ghost of Christmas Past and Man #2
John Viener as Man #1
Danny Smith as Ted Nugent
Greg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Jonathan Glodblatt
0:26January 18, 2009041
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
17""Mad Cow Disease""Christine Devine as Anchorwoman
Kirker Butler as Bull
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane0:34January 27, 2009030
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
18""The Bartender Says...""Seth MacFarlane as Horse (Sarah Jessica Parker)
Jackson Douglas as Mike
Phil LaMarr as Harry
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane1:03February 5, 2009006
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
19""Backstage with Bob Dylan""Seth MacFarlane as Bob Dylan and Popeye
Danny Smith as Tom Waits
John Viener as Muhammad Ali
Rachael MacFarlane as Woman
Seth Green as Man
Greg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane, Kevin Biggins & Travis Bowe
0:55February 17, 2009028
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
20""Fred and Barney Try to Get into a Club""Seth MacFarlane as The Great Gazoo
Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble
J. Lee as Bouncer
Greg ColtonStory and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane1:04February 24, 2009022
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
21""Beavers: Assholes of the Forest""Seth MacFarlane as Storyteller
Chris Sheridan as Beaver
Chris Cox as Fish
Mike Henry as Bird
Alec Sulkin as Deer
Greg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Alex Carter
0:48April 21, 2009033
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
22""Things You Never Hear""Seth MacFarlane
Jen Birmingham
Mark Hentemann
Alec Sulkin
John Viener
Danny Smith
Jackson Douglas
Rachael MacFarlane
Lisa Wilhoit
Ralph Garman
Mike Henry
Chace Crawford
Seth Green
Chris Cox
Alex Borstein
Greg ColtonStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Julius Sharpe
1:39May 23, 2009044
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
23""A Trip to the Psychiatrist""Seth MacFarlane as Psychiatrist
Alex Borstein as Abbie
Seth MacFarlaneStory by Seth MacFarlane
Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane & Andrew Goldberg
1:17June 12, 2009034
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

Exclusively on DVD: (2009; 2010)

The remaining 27 shorts were all released with the previous 23 released shorts on DVD and Blu-Ray on May 12th, 2009. The few shorts that were later uploaded to YouTube in 2010 were censored for language. Since these shorts weren't released separately with ending credits, it's currently unknown who wrote, directed, and voiced the following shorts.

No. Title Length Prod code
24"AIDS Patient Zero"2:11003
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
25"Name that Animal Penis!"1:57007
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
26"Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die"2:08008

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question; "What do I do now?"

  • A censored version of this episode aired online on February 2010.
27"Sex With...#1"0:57009

A showcase of sexual moments, which include...

  • Mr. Sulu
  • A Folk Singer
  • A Necrophiliac
  • A Trapeze Artist
28"A Fat Guy Working Out"0:15010
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
29"The Gay Knight"1:27011

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

  • A censored version of this episode aired online on March 2010.
30"A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement"0:37012
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
31"Fred Flintstone Takes a Sh1t"1:09013
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
32"Stuck in a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey"2:05017
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
33"Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into their Sports Car"1:04018
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
34"He Who Lives in a Glass House..."1:36019

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

  • A censored version of this episode aired online on April 2010.
35"Sex With...#2"0:56020

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include...

  • Dick Chaney
  • Gilbert Gottfried
  • A Midget
  • Optimus Prime
36"Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision"1:10021
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
37"The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality"1:40023
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
38"Why did the chicken cross the road?"0:14026
To have sexual relations with your mother.
39"Sex With...#3"0:58027

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include...

  • A U.S. Senator
  • A Tube Of Toothpaste
  • A Redneck
  • A Sheep
40"Dirty Vaudeville"1:02032
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
41"Fat Jesus"1:33035
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
42"Dracula Meets Magic Johnson"0:22036
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
43"The Sneeze Throw-Up"0:07037
Exactly what it says on the tin...
44"The Settlers' First Attempt to Buy Manhattan from the Indians"0:30038
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
45"Four Years of Entourage in Ten Seconds"0:14042
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
46"Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately"0:12043
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
47"Small Talk with Aunt Helen"1:17045
Aunt Helen talks to her grandson about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
48"Marie Antoinette's Notepad"0:20048
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
49"Sheep Shearing"1:45049
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
50"What Happens If You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave"0:48050
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.

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